‘Out To Get You’! Story 14: ‘Lumpy, Lumpy’

I’m posting one of the original artworks created for 'Out To Get You' every day; that’s one story a day for all 13 stories - and this is the extra story that the author Josh wrote as a 'bonus-ball'. 

This one was printed in the additional little booklet sent out with pre-order and early copies of the book. You can still get one if you want one - we have about 10 left!

This one was made with pencil, ink and collage, and was posed for me by my friend Sara's daughter Evie, also a fan of the dark and murky who lives just a minute's walk from my house. She stood very still looking appalled at an empty bowl for ten minutes while I flitted around her with a camera.

"If I kept dumping it, the oatmeal would just keep getting nastier and nastier. It would turn completely green and fuzzy, and it would start to seep and smell like the bottom of our garbage bin. 

If I didn’t do something soon, it might even become completely infested with maggots.

So it was time. 

Eat it, I thought, and end it. 

So I lifted my favorite yellow bowl from the microwave, and slowly, I grabbed a spoon from the drawer."

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‘Out To Get You’! Story 13: ‘The Stain On The Cafeteria Floor’

I’m posting one of the original artworks created for 'Out To Get You' every day; that’s one story a day for all 13 stories, plus the extra story that the author Josh wrote as a 'bonus-ball'. You get to see all the gnarly pen-and-ink details close up, which are often not seen when printed in the book!

This is the last of the 13 illustrations, and the first one I completed when working on the book.

I couldn't wait to start work on the final illustrations, having sketched out ideas for weeks beforehand. This is the malevolent soda machine overseeing the disgusting, murky stain on the floor of the school canteen.

What is it?

Why is it getting bigger?

Why does it look...ALIVE?

Here's an extract:

"Just like the dime, the stick of gum fell somehow past the floor...or through the floor, and, just like the dime, the gum twisted, grew smaller, and disappeared.

     "It's like a portal," said Malia.

     "Can we please just get away from it?" Janet said from behind her. 'I don't like it, Malia. Can we just get away?"

Malia turned. Janet's hands were white."

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‘Out To Get You’! Story 12: ‘Neat-o Burrito’

I’m posting one of the original artworks created for 'Out To Get You' every day; that’s one story a day for all 13 stories, plus the extra story that the author Josh wrote as a 'bonus-ball'. You get to see all the gnarly pen-and-ink details close up, which are often not seen when printed in the book!

This is the curiously-names 'Neat-o Burrito'.

Here's an extract:

"And now I know something for sure.

This genie is no good. This genie is trouble.

There's no way I'm making a wish. A lump fills my chest, and I take a few steps back.

     "Do you wish for wealth?" the genie asks. he says it low and kind of threatening.

I don't say anything.

     "Do you wish for fame?" he says.

He wants to destroy me. I can see that."

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‘Out To Get You’! Story 11: ‘Staring Contest’

I’m posting one of the original artworks created for 'Out To Get You' every day; that’s one story a day for all 13 stories, plus the extra story that the author Josh wrote as a 'bonus-ball'. You get to see all the gnarly pen-and-ink details close up, which are often not seen when printed in the book!

"The eye seemed to shift and open itself slightly wider.

It must be the light, Livvy told herself. The moon, she figured, coming out from behind a cloud and shining though her window, Still, she tried not to blink.

After a few seconds, her eyes began to water.

She held her stare, but when the burning became too much, she blinked.

When she opened her eyes, the ceiling seemed suddenly lower, as if it had dropped a few inches, maybe half a foot close during the few seconds her eyes had been closed..."

Eyes were hidden everywhere in this illustration, as you can...see...

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‘Out To Get You’! Story 10: ‘Mighty Comfy’

I’m posting one of the original artworks created for 'Out To Get You' every day; that’s one story a day for all 13 stories, plus the extra story that the author Josh wrote as a 'bonus-ball'. You get to see all the gnarly pen-and-ink details close up, which are often not seen when printed in the book!

"I leaned out the truck window and wondered what sorts of things had been on that couch. Crusty food? Flea-ridden animals? Something worse?

        "Uh - Dad." I spoke quietly. "Whoever put that couch here probably had a good reason for getting rid of it," I said, trying to change his mind.

        

        "What do you mean, little pardner?" Dad looked up from the couch.

Little pardner. It was one of my nicknames. I had a lot of them, all from Dad's westerns. There was also Dead-Eye, Shim and Wrangler..."

The trick here was to make the couch look as grimy and disgusting as possible, while also suggesting its comfort and softness...and how inviting it is!

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‘Out To Get You’! Story 9: ‘The Colour of Ivy’

Day 9 of the 'Out To Get You' artwork posts is this one, 'The Color of Ivy'.

This one I loved especially as it was about a glittery green marker pen with evil intent!

"The marker's glittery colour and perfumed scent told her the marker was different. 

Special.

On the back of her hand, she drew a strand of ivy. She started by making a curving, twisting vine just under her knuckles. 

The ink came out warm, the exact same glittery greenish black as the marker's cap..."

More about the book, including where to buy it and how to get its fabulous accompanying freebies,

at outtogetyou.run

‘Out To Get You’! Story 8: ‘Goodbye, Ridgecrest Middle School’

Day 8 of the ‘Out To Get You’ artwork series — an illustration a day from the new book.

This one, appropriately enough following yesterday’s school post (I got a star on the Hall of Fame in my old school!), is ‘Goodbye, Ridgecrest Middle School’.

Made with ink, pencil, charcoal and fineliners on paper, it accompanies a story about a malevolent paper towel dispenser. No, really…

“Wally swallowed hard. Whatever this dispenser was saying to him, it seemed to be saying it only to him. Whatever fate was on the horizon, it was his.

Two days left? For what?

Suddenly the whole Johnson-Johansen thing didn’t seem so important.

The universe, it seemed, really was out to get him.”

More about the book, including where to buy it and how to get its fabulous accompanying freebies,

at outtogetyou.run

‘Out To Get You’! Story 7: ‘Shadow Curse’

Day 8 of the 'Out To Get You' artwork series - an illustration a day from the new book.
This one, appropriately enough following yesterday's school post, is 'Goodbye, Ridgecrest Middle School'.

Made with ink, pencil, charcoal and fineliners on paper, it accompanies a story about a malevolent paper towel dispenser. No, really... 

“Wally swallowed hard. Whatever this dispenser was saying to him, it seemed to be saying it only to him. Whatever fate was on the horizon, it was his.

Two days left? For what?

Suddenly the whole Johnson-Johansen thing didn’t seem so important. 

The universe, it seemed, really was out to get him.”

More about the book, including where to buy it and how to get its fabulous accompanying freebies,

at outtogetyou.run

‘Out To Get You’! Story 6: ‘The Crossing’

I’m posting one original artwork a day for all 13 stories in ‘Out To Get You’ PLUS the extra story that you get FREE when you order the book (*while swag stocks last!) 

This one (day 6) is ink and pencil and contains the only bits of ‘non-organic’ matter, in the form of some bits made in Procreate.

It’s for the story ‘The Crossing’: 

“For a week, the sign had been beckoning him. It had started when it had shown him a boy in front. Even now he felt sign coaxing him nearer and nearer.

Why?

But he couldn’t stop him himself. He had to touch the sign. It was all so strange. He just had to. 

So pushing past his fear, he reached up and pressed a finger to the girl’s tiny, reaching hand...”

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at outtogetyou.run

'Out To Get You'! Story 5: ‘The Vanishers’

I’m posting one of the original artworks created for 'Out To Get You' every day; that’s one story a day for all 13 stories, plus the extra story that the author Josh wrote as a 'bonus-ball'. You get to see all the gnarly pen-and-ink details close up, which are often not seen when printed in the book!

‘The Vanishers’ is about best mates Jacob and Jakob (who were based on real-life namesakes!) 

There’s a lot of hidden detail in this one which struggles to be seen in the book - a combination of the limitations of print and the paper used, and not unexpected (this one really needed more contrast - I’ll know next time!) But here are some closeups.

You can buy a copy from 🇬🇧 Blackwell’s, Book Depository or Amazon in the UK

🇺🇸 Indiebound or Amazon in the USA

More about the book, including where to buy it and how to get its fabulous accompanying freebies,

at outtogetyou.run

'Out To Get You' Story 4:' Sorry, Froggy'

“She’d remove the scalpel, she told herself, when the time was right. She just couldn’t bring herself to leave it I’m the poor frog’s heart forever.

But Brady was a stubborn boy. She closed the supply closet and returned to her seat, where she gently stroked her own half-dissected frog. It would take him days - maybe weeks - to learn his lesson.

The weirdo.”

Of all the stories on the new book by Josh Allen, 'Out To Get You', this is one of my favourites - gory, explicit and with a shocking ending.

Created in ink with a Nikko G nib on paper, and some fineliner, this was a real pleasure to...execute!

I’m posting one of the original artworks created for 'Out To get You' every day; that’s one story a day for all 13 stories, plus the extra story that the author Josh wrote as a 'bonus-ball'. You get to see all the gnarly pen-and-ink details close up, which are often not seen when printed in the book!

More about the book, including where to buy it and how to get its fabulous accompanying freebies,

at outtogetyou.run

'Out To Get You' Story 3: 'Nine Lives'

Today's 'Out To Get You' artwork is...'Nine Lives'!

What happens when a little black cat takes revenge into its own paws?

The nine one-eyed, old, limping, sharp-toothed, clumsy and mean cats were created in pencil and ink, and placed into an A2-sized ink and gouache roadside with the waving corn in the background. We can ascertain that it's around September-October, as the corn is high, and the sky...well, very autumnal (FULL OF RAIN)!

The one staring right us with the bent ear is the star of the story, 'Licorice'. Since this is a story for 8-12 year olds, the cats couldn't be TOO scary or threatening...tempting as that was. And because I have spent my life being Really Bad At Drawing Animals, managing to make nine creatures which actually look like what they're supposed to was a total triumph. (It helped that they were all supposed to be a bit on the wonk - see below.)

Close-ups of the ink work are below - everything's made on A2 and A3 heavyweight white cartridge, and scanned at mega high res for reproduction.

Here's an extract from the story:

"That night, before switching off my light, I peeled back my curtain and peered outside. They were still there, in the front yard, facing my window. 

Only now there were nine of them. one of the new cats had a crooked scar running down its face. All nine looked think and hungry. All nine were broken in some way. 

I remembered what my Mom had said when we'd dumped Licorice.

 Cats have nine lives.

Nine cats. Nine lives. 

And then I remembered what I'd said when we'd dumped Licorice.

Nothing."

You can read all about the book, its author Josh, and where to buy it, at outtogetyou.run